Eyes closed, relaxing and just about to fall asleep on the beach. The wind was blowing and the sun was out then my world got rocked (like Michael Jackson’s last single). “Eww that’s gross” was what popped my eyes open. Now this wasn’t said with any regular tone, as a matter of fact it was a screeching sound. I sat up and looked to my left , where about 5 feet away, two women in their 20′s were almost trembling in fear as this dude, early 30′s, was walking by. At first I thought they might of been stuck up then I realized what the deal was….

Dude had some gross back fat…